Talk & Crosstalk

Emails from the Publisher to the Managing Editor

From:      Livingston Grim
Sent:       Recent
To:          Sally Strong
Subject:   Cronkite Chronicle Lite


Sally,


For now let’s simply field the best online version of our current newspaper product we can. Devote several of your best folks to devote some part of their day to the Internet.


As you know we are giving this content away and therefore all costs are eaten by the main product.

I do not want to aggravate this situation.

Along the same lines, I would appreciate your vocal support on this. I do not want to discourage the staff with any dispute over the matter.


Liv


From:       Livingston Grim
Sent:        Recent
To:           Sally Strong
Subject:    Re: Cronkite Chronicle Lite


Sally,


In addition, let’s stick to converting present product to online. We have neither the manpower nor the understanding to embrace the new media. Besides the corporate office continues to demand a steady cash flow.


Liv


From:       Livingston Grim
Sent:        Recent
To:           Sally Strong
Subject:    Re: Your Memo

 
Sally,

Just do your best to anticipate customer demand and other marketplace requirements.

Liv


Email from the Publisher to the Advertising DirectorFrom:       Livingston Grim
Sent:        Recent
To:           Matt Sunshine
Subject:    Commissions


Matt,


Give some thought to reducing commission rates for the sales staff. This could potentially save us money.


Grim

BTW- Nice going Matt, one of these days the car dealers will be back big time. Keep up the good work!


Email from the Managing Editor to the Advertising Director

From:       Sally Strong
Sent:        Recent
To:           Matt Sunshine
Subject:    Sales


Matt,


You better get your butt in gear. I can’t keep cutting staff without seriously threatening the quality of the newspaper.


Hell, Matt, we ain’t half what we used to be.


Sally


Emails from the Managing Editor to the Chronicle Innovation CommitteeFrom:       Sally Strong
Sent:        Recent
To:           Innovation Committee
Subject:    Sunshine my Ass


Everyone,


Just for what it’s worth, I simply don’t want to be involved on a committee with Matt. He is a seller, I know and that’s okay, but I can’t trust him to be on time or to devote sufficient energy to our project. The fate of the whole business rests on what we do and he’s only worried about the next sale. He’d write any story, twist any fact to get a sale. This is not good for us.” 


Sally


From:       Sally Strong
Sent:        Recent
To:           Innovation Committee
Subject:    Re: Sunshine my Ass

 
I don’t trust the son of a bitch, he doesn’t pull his weight and he’s a smart ass.  
 
Sally
 
 

From:       Sally Strong
Sent:        Recent
To:           Innovation Committee
Subject:    Re: Re: Sunshine my Ass
 
Yes, I know, Penny Peaceful is blogging “good news” from Cronkite City. And I know she is gaining some success amongst the religious crowd. Matt wants us to undertake a similar “good news” section for the Chronicle. What are your thoughts?
Sally

From:       Sally Strong
Sent:        Recent
To:           Innovation Committee
Subject:    Re: Re: Re: Sunshine my Ass
 
Vegetable Charlie is at it again. He wants an entire series of the impact of tax reform on the streets and sanitation system in Cronkite City. You think Sunshine can sell this? Not on your life!
Sally
(Vegetable Charlie is Charles Van Holen, long time city editor of the Chronicle. His raison d’etre is to force readers to be informed voters. He says the footings ofdemocracy are in an informed electorate.)
 

Email from the Home Office to the Publisher 

From:      Ace Bandage
Sent:       Recent
To:          Livingston Grim
Subject:   Urgent


Liv,


I’ll make this simple.


This note is to remind you how important it is that you and every publisher in the group hit his numbers.


It is critical to the overall good of the company. We have loan covenants that are unforgiving. We need the money. I don’t need to tell you the consequences. Cut wherever you can. Be heartless if need be, we don’t have a choice here.


In short, Liv, don’t screw this up.


Ace Bandage
CFO
Cronkite Federated
Home Office

 


Email from Livingston Grim, Publisher, to his wife. 


From:       Livingston Grim
Sent:        Recent
To:           Wife
Subject:    Miss you
Hope you’re having fun with the girls. Sounds like a good time. Since I can’t reach you by phone and you’re in a different time zone here’s a note. Just talked with Bandage. What a jerk! The heat is really on to keep old levels of profit.Can’t be done in this economy. At best we are converting print product to online. I want in the worst way to create a separate entity to create a mobile product for our readers.I don’t know if Bandage realizes a replica product is all defense or he just doesn’t get any of it?

Truth is it’s almost as if we should be counting the days until retirement.

Liv

(She is away on a reunion trip with her college sorority sisters… he could not reach her on the phone so he wrote her this note.)


Email from a Classified Clerk to an Account Representative 

From:      Susan Smith
Sent:       Recent
To:          Andrea Sellers
Subject:   Pace


Andrea,


I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing three people’s work. I’ve got the start taking Billy to school early next year and I can’t keep this up. I can see they are running you ragged in sales too. Do you have time to get together and talk after work sometime soon?


Susan Smith
Classified Advertising
The Cronkite Chronicle

 


Email from Ford Dealership to the Advertising DirectorFrom:     Jack Motors
Sent:      Recent
To:         Matt Sunshine
Subject:  Rates and Value


Matt,


What the hell is all this internet talk? I need to reach buyers when they’re considering buying a new car, not every two weeks.


I don’t understand all this online stuff. But I do understand this, I’ve GOT to sell cars or I’m history.


Jack Motors
General Manager
Cronkite Ford


P.S. Give some thought to reducing my rate per inch too. I don’t want to go to cable, but I will.They’re cheap! Real Cheap!!

 

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